CONFIDENTIAL REPORT

Subject appears to be taking mood elevators. Or perhaps suffering a psychotic break. (Investigator is aware that he only has a B.A. in psychology, but feels he must hazard some guesses.)

Subject has begun a series of nude painting sessions with the young proprietor of the independent cafe across the street from Starbucks. An unusual thing to be doing in any case, but even more surprising given the subject's suicidal nature. Subject seems to be enjoying herself.